"Try not to become a man of success, but rather, try to become a man of value." -- Albert Einstein

1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
HIGH SALARY
The HR manager of a company interviewed a software professional. The manager asked a lot of questions and finally asked "how much u want as salary?"
The professional said 80,000/- rupees per month with car, bungalow and servants.
The manager said we will give u 150,000 rupees per month, a BMW car with driver, a bungalow in the center of the town and numerous servants having their quarters behind the building.
Astonished with this, the professional said "kyon majak karte ho yaar".......
The manager replied "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"........